Don’t get us wrong, we love football season and everything that comes with it (although we seem to be missing that 2-story beer bong from college)…but we’re often asked about college football coaches and it seems to be that the coaches are just so in love with the game that they forget about the nuances of being seen on TV by millions of people every weekend. So, here are the top five reasons why college football coaches haven’t been featured on the LKc Style Blog (yet…):

#5: Polo Shirts–not something someone with authority should wear during their job. Note: if you are going to wear a polo shirt, at least make sure it fits, that the sleeves aren’t too long, the size isn’t too big, and that the gatorade stains will come out.

#4: Pleated Khaki Pants–we know you’re all old; but there is no excuse for this, especially when you’ve gained 45 pounds since your “glory days.”

From College Football Town

#3: Windbreaker Jackets–Save these for your retirement in Florida, boys.

From The matador

#2: Headsets Bigger Than Your Head–we love technology too, but these seem like overkill. We already know you’re the man in charge…you don’t need a “coach helmet” to show us that.

From ESPN

#1: General Baldness–this is not always a bad thing (right Bruce Willis?), but paired with #2-5 above, it’s a witches brew.

Go Badgers!
Go Ducks!