Sausage Race!
I’ve had the pure luck of being at three baseball games in three different stadiums in under three weeks. That’s a lot of organ music in a short amount of time. Sporting events always seem like one of the only places to truly “let loose” and do/say/wear whatever the hell you want. Let’s discuss the “wear” part of that and I’ll leave you to the do/say part. Don’t get caught on the jumbo-tron looking like a sloppy mess!
DON’T:
Sleeveless Joe Jackson
…WEAR THE CLOTHES YOU PAINT IN, YOU’RE STILL IN PUBLIC…
Flying Free Shit
…WEAR THE FREE T-SHIRT YOU GOT AT THE LAST GAME…
No Tan Lines
…WEAR NOTHING…(seriously please)…
Layer Caked
…WEAR MISMATCHED COLORS OR LAYERS UNDER YOUR JERSEY…
Daaaaaaaaa Wrong Team...
…WEAR SPORTS GEAR FOR A DIFFERENT TEAM (even if the city is the same)…
DO:
…WEAR A FITTED JACKET W/ TEAM COLORS AND NON-RUNNING SNEAKERS…
Sporty Spice
…WEAR A TEAM T-SHIRT THAT FITS YOU–>NOT TOO LONG OR BIG…
Good Luck Sports Fans!
People who wear the shirt, jersey, etc. of a random, non-participating team have LONG peeved me. If you’re not going to wear clothes that support one of the participating teams, wear a frickin’ polo shirt, or anything but a shirt for another team. I don’t know which is worse, wearing a shirt for a hometown team in a totally different sport, or wearing a shirt for a team in the same league that isn’t on the field. All in all, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to those who commit this faux pas.
What if the team you are at a game for is really terrible and you would be embarrassed to be caught owning anything with the team logo on it. I am thinking of Pittsburgh fans. You can’t make them wear Pirates shirts can you?
Also what if you rooting against both teams at the game because they are ahead of your team in the standings? Can you wear your team colors as a show of equal disdain for all players?