Dear CG:
Thanks for your in-”sights” (haaaaaaa)…below are a few black frame glasses with no prescription so you can look the part but without a-stigma(tism). The chunky rectangle frames are warping into a more retro look lately (e.g. every newscaster from the 50’s and 60’s). These are a couple that are stylish and dignified and not trendy enough that you’ll pitch them in a year: