Sausage Race!

I’ve had the pure luck of being at three baseball games in three different stadiums in under three weeks. That’s a lot of organ music in a short amount of time. Sporting events always seem like one of the only places to truly “let loose” and do/say/wear whatever the hell you want. Let’s discuss the “wear” part of that and I’ll leave you to the do/say part. Don’t get caught on the jumbo-tron looking like a sloppy mess!

DON’T:

Sleeveless Joe Jackson

…WEAR THE CLOTHES YOU PAINT IN, YOU’RE STILL IN PUBLIC…

Flying Free Shit

…WEAR THE FREE T-SHIRT YOU GOT AT THE LAST GAME…

No Tan Lines

…WEAR NOTHING…(seriously please)…

Layer Caked

…WEAR MISMATCHED COLORS OR LAYERS UNDER YOUR JERSEY…

Daaaaaaaaa Wrong Team...

…WEAR SPORTS GEAR FOR A DIFFERENT TEAM (even if the city is the same)…

DO:

…WEAR A FITTED JACKET W/ TEAM COLORS AND NON-RUNNING SNEAKERS…

Sporty Spice

…WEAR A TEAM T-SHIRT THAT FITS YOU–>NOT TOO LONG OR BIG…

Good Luck Sports Fans!